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homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 20, 2021


Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day

You or your friends do something cool for the First time- such as jump from an airplane

Dude that was amazing. You literally jumped from a plane! You life is gonna be way different now. Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day !

by TheRichardsArt December 27, 2024


First Game Of The Day

1) The first League of Legends game of the day

2) This one will be a guaranteed loss if League of Legends streamer "Gross Gore" has his first game of the day.

Gross Gore: Went 12 kills 0 deaths, lost, First game of the day, lads boys.

by Fusive January 14, 2017


First Day of Winter Nude

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude

Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*

by . October 7, 2023


OpposingFork's First Day Of NNN

OpposingFork's First Day Of NNN. Fork always failed nnn, he didint even last 2 minutes last year because of cocomelon, but this year he plans to last 2 whole days, yes it may be a lot for him but he will try, he deleted youtube kids, blocked cocomelon and locked his 5 year old sister in the basement, now hes ready for nnn. It was 1 november, fork woke up and brushed his teeth then ate bad sandwich, then went to school, there he saw many hot babes but he didint give up. When he went home he got on discord and chatted for 8 hours, the day was almost over but when he was playing minecraft he saw a baby villager and accidentally nutted all over his phone, o no he lost NOOOOO. Hes very happy he lasted so many hours at least.

OpposingFork's First Day Of NNN the story of a true warrior!!!

by Dako123 November 1, 2023


First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.

Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.

by DaKing1234 August 13, 2024


on the first day of christmas

a chrismas carol

on the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023