Hawaii five o

The best tv show ever !
Alex oloughlin as super seal Steve mgarrett.

Person 1:OMG did u see hawaii five o new episode on friday
Person 2:YES it was so good I love steve and danny !

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

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Five o' clock eyeshadow

The female version of a 'five o' clock shadow'.

When you apply fresh eyeshadow/eyeliner in the morning, then realize that is has all smuged/melted/creased by the time you get home from work.

Usually caused by cheap makeup and/or a hot environment.

Five o' clock eyeshadows aren't nice.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Katie when she got back from the office?

Girl 2: I know! She had five o' clock eyeshadow.

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five o cock shadow

Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clock shadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation

Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow

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dick-five-o

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

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Uno Duo Three-O Four-O Five-O

A phrase that is common to Computer Science teachers. Typically the phrases that are emitted from the mouths of these teachers are mildly retarded and may be repeated more than ten times a day.

Mr. Biga - "Uno Duo Three-O Four-O Five-O!"
Student - "What the fuck?"

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buck o' five

The price of freedom

If you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will? Freedom costs a buck o' five.

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