A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.
"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."
(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration
(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously
We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.
A part of the mouth related to speech that can be by shocking actions gasted. For example someone being flabbergasted is having their flabbers gasted
That statement absolutely gasted my flabbers
The thing that most SJW's posses along with bright pink hair with grain mixed in
The SJW had some real flabber.
A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.
"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."
Another name for a woman's labia/lips. Especially ones that are extra meaty and/or juicy.
Holy Smokes! Did you see the chunky flabbers on the gal?