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Law of the man that this world was blessed with, Law by the word of the mouth Of Stephen J. Flanagan. What he says goes and he does must be followed and adhered to never is he to be questioned!
Stephen you cannot do that. - YES I CAN ITS FLANAGAN'S LAW
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"Whatever happens, it's unexpected." As defined in *84 Charing Cross Road* by Helene Hanff. Said philosophically about unexpected turns in careers, especially in the arts.
Flanagan's Law can be a useful guide to preparation for challenges when combined with Murphy's Law: it's not just that if anything can go wrong, it will; it's that whatever goes wrong will go wrong in a way you didn't expect.
Helene Hanff, popularizer of the phrase, hoped to advance her future as a playwright or actress by reading classic literary works from a very old-fashioned reading list. She began to order books she couldn't find in New York from an English bookstore. It was her correspondence and friendship with the bookstore staff that made her famous: Flanagan's Law.
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A socialite and some-what 'actress' who appeared in Eastenders for 12 years. Mainly known in the UK for wearing to much make-up, having very spotty skin, tits out on a daily basis, unclassy dress code and having her hair tied back far to tight.
Person 1: Hey, Helen Flanagan is soooo hot could wank to her all day!!
Person 2: I couldn't she's a spotty, untalented mess.
wank spotty socialite make-up tits untalented Helen Flanagan
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One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.
Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
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The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.
Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.
Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.
"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"
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A dude who looks like an actual twig and is about as smart and charming as a twig