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After a long session of flirting and playing around when "blue balling" occurs you proceed to walk into the bathrooom and release the massive load of backed up semen into some toilet paper. When the pain has been releived you now proceed to sprint full force back into the room performing a baseball slide into the bed launching the semen covered toilet paper into the whores face.
Tom: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Victor: Bro she blue balled the shit out of me.
Tom: Haha, did you do anything about it?
Victor: Yea bro I flashbanged the shit out of that whore and her slutty roomate.
Tom: Damn, I was wondering what that flash was next door.
Victor: Yea that bitch got it good, UAV ONLINE.
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When a girl is sucking your peen and your about to jizz so you take your dick out of her mouth and yell, “Flashbang!!” As you jizz in her eyes, blinding her.
I gave that bitch a flashbang on my bed then broke up with her the next day.
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When you fart but no one suspects that it's you
"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."
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When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.
"FBI open up!"
Throws flashbang into room
FBI enters room
They see people doing the russian flashbang
The spetsnaz show up and join in
Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
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(s.) A spontaneaous and short intercourse.
I flashbanged her up the wall.
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When a girl is sucking you off you pull out, cum in her eyes then slap her around the face with your cock as hard as you can.
I have a pounding headache and am having trouble seeing after Dec Flashbanged me last night!
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the process in which a girl flashes you and you proceed to bang her.
Jenny goes out flashbanging for money.
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