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The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)
Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.
Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
A belief that the flat earth conspiracy in inself is a conspiracy to discredit other conspiracy or conspiracy theorists in general.
Person 1: hey man those conspiracy theorists are dumb, they actually believe the earth is flat
Person 2: No we don't believe the earth is flat, that's just the flat earth conspiracy conspiracy to make us look stupid
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We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.
Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars
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means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth
When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege
=) The flat earth plane of existence.
=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.
=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.
=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) Flat Earth Plane, The , of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so, what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty
=) Today God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe
=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."
A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth