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A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.
"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"
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Shrek made a flatulence while in the mud tub with Fiona....she did the same
An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.
Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!
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Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"
As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."
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Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.
He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.
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An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller
"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"
"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."
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Everybody knows that a pack is a group or dogs, a flock is a group of birds, a crash is a group of rhinos, etc...but what do you a call a group of Trump supporters? A flatulence.
There was a flatulence of maskless Trump supporters at the airport.
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