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1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives.
2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.
3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
A large population of short dudes with height flight move to Los Angeles every year because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast hometowns by the majority population of taller men.
"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
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A group of multiple Wingmen working together in order to help one of their friends score with an attractive mate
Person 1: so how was the party last night?
Person 2: It was amazing, the bros and I were the ultimate Flight Squad for our friend Sam, we persuaded some girl to have sex with him in the bedroom
Top Flight- Being Of High Quality, Top Notch, Very Good, Fly, Dope, "Sick", Fresh, Exclusive Society, Known By Many But Only Few Are Acquainted With it
My Whole Click/Squad/Team Is Top Flight
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The day when Curry passes the torch to Flight
#FTC
Mum! I wanna be like flight in June!
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A hilarious folk parody group from New Zealand, recently featured on HBO Stand Up. Perform songs such as "Think About It, Think, Think About It", "Albi", "Hiphop-potamus Vs Rhymenocerous", "Business Time", etc.
Jermaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords sang a hilarious song about a racist dragon called "Albi".
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A person who appears ready to leave a job or relationship, presumably for a better opportunity elsewhere.
"Aaron's a definite flight risk, I hear he's posted on monster.com"
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