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floaties

The weird, gurgling sound in your stomach produced after drinking 3 bottles of water before 5th period.

"Damn it, I have the floaties again. Do you think beautiful heard that?"

by simply_stylin April 13, 2005

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floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook

Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.

by skatingjenny January 14, 2011


Mega Floaties

really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...

Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties

by Fucktarded Scarecrow April 1, 2010


floaty head

The floaty feeling you get in your head when you have just eaten Mexican food. It feels like the best thing that has ever naturally happened to your head. Your brain becomes gently surrounded and cushioned by fluffy clouds. You might be having dinner with friends and notice your head is floating away, metaphorically speaking. Just relax, it was meant to happen.

Hey, I'm in the mood for Mexican food tonight because it's delicious and I know at the same time I will most likely experience floaty head.

by lyssaland January 19, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eye Floaties

Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!

They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.

Man 1: I THINK I JUST SAW A GHOST
Man 2: I didn't see anything.
Man 1: Oh I just had Eye Floaties

by Dinukun August 20, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gettin Floaty

Drinking until you're at the perfect butter-zone and you gettin floaty

DUDE: We gettin floaty tonight cuh
DUDE2: YEEEEE

by floatydude February 3, 2011


Floaty Girl

The nickname for a girl who is always bubbly and looks like she doesn't have a care in the world

"Did you see how she acted?"
"Yeah, she's a real floaty girl"

by TodoroniNoodles May 24, 2021