floof

A female fart. ie- quiet, but usually very smelly anyway.

She floofed in bed, then fluffed the covers and it stunk bad.

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floof

slang for vagina

....he was trying to stick it in my floof

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Floof

A word used to reference a bountiful fluffy mass of hair (light and airy) that is witnessed upon the top of a skinny, glasses bearing guy. It entices science loving girls with a burning passion and casts a spell-like trance over all who view it. If cut back for trimming, it should be called a Fwoosh until it grows back to its previous lustrous floofliness. It should be referred to as its own entity, not as a feature of the person in possession. The Floof trumps the person, the person is an accessory to the Floof.

"Look at that Floof! What a great Floof"

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Floof

A Fluffy Dog or Doggo

Oh my god Kalena it's a floof.

floof

like fluffy, but more.

My hairs floof.

Floof

When you feel full after eating or just done with life

I feel floof right now I need to just lay down

Floof

Anything cute or fluffy, mainly used to describe cute animals. The word "floof" also refers to anything that evokes the desire to pet it.

*sees an owner with a cute and fluffy dog* "Oh my god, what a cute little floof, may I pet it?"