the excessively large penis generally used in a strawberry shortcock.
"Girl. That is some nasty strawberry floppy-donkey-dick. woa."
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i have 1 it is great it gets stuff under the skin, it smells. I like to play with it
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When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way
My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed
Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.