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A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.
Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious
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no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.
"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."
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To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.
Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.
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The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.
Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.
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The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.
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Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.
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This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.
"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.
Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John
"Trout" says Joe.
"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
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