The Food

A ridiculously dope song by chicago rapper common, featuring kanye west, originally appearing live on chappelle's show.

"Yeah, it's been a long time comin, but you know what they say kanye, slow motion better than no motion". - The Food.

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food

Made for eating. That's it.

If you get some food, here's an idea: Try eating it instead of throwing it at someone. Maybe then all of the work put into preparing your lunch for your greedy ass wouldn't be in vain.

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food

A common texting mistake on smartphones: a user may type food instead of good (auto-correct immune).

It has now become mainstream, people opting to use the word food as an adjective instead of good.

"Raz is a real food guy"

"How food is the weather today?!"

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food

Only the best thing in the fucking world.
Not only is it good, but it makes your tummy feel good.
Plus you can't live without it, that's how fucking great it is.

Guy 1: Would you rather date Megan Fox, or have endless supply of food?
Guy 2: Megan Fox .. LOL jk, food ftw. ;)

Guy: I'm hungry.
Girl: Eat some food!
Guy: Good idea make me a sandwich bitch.

Girl: I'm gonna go eat some yummy food.
Stomach: YAY!
Tastebuds: YUM!

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Food

Food is what I need to survive another day on this fucking planet

-Yo I am hungry is there any food in the fridge?
-No eat shit

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Food

Drugs, usually heroin!

Feds pulled me over and i had to dash my food

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foodness

Eating stuff. Stuffing your face.

Why werent you there?
...Foodness.

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