foon
v. fooned, foon-ing, foons
To fuck (have sexual intercourse) followed immediately by the act of spooning
After the party my girlfriend and I went back to her place for some intense fooning.
Saw you with that red head last night bet you fooned her good didn't you?
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(verb) Sexual practice. Found amoungst hetero/swinger communities in Japan, Bangkok and Paris. Fooning is believed to have originated in rural Japan, and spread to Paris via Toyama, Osaka and Bangkok.
Fooning is currently an underground activity, with at least 3 fooning clubs currently active in Paris. Foodstuffs are often encorporated: in Paris, quiche is prefered, though other regions have local specialities.
Typically performed outdoors: indoor fooning is perfectly possible, but foon culture tends to deem it inferior.
Some homosexual adaptations homofoon have been reported, though not confirmed.
They fooned under the stars all night long, and life would never be the same.
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1. A derogatory word, usually in the place of 'f**k'.
2. An idiot, or numbskull.
1. Foon you!
2. What a stupid foon. He's so dumb!
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A bitch, or foolish guy/chick.
"Damn, that teacher was a foon."
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foon
/foΝon/
Combination of COON and FAGGOT: An LGBTQ person who loves heterosexuals and/or cis people a little too much.
Damn, did you see the way he was riding that cishets dick? He's such a FOON.
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it is a mix between the words goon and fool. if you have a tall friend who is stupid, foolish, and uncoordinated with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop, call him foon.
foon just passed by, you can laugh now.
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A declaration of war (as it is an inverted Spork).
The King of the Pixies sent me a Foon. I'm doomed, for Her wrath will now befall me. (see King of the Pixies)
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