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A piece of corn bred with a food stamp baked in the middle of it.
Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!
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a peice of crap cookie that tastes like cardboard with a peice of paper in it!
Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!
i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!
Girl: When do we get our fortune cookies?
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!
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verb. to help someone in a time of need and support them. to give someone cliche advice that would sound like advice received from a fortune cookie. this advice may seem silly but take it seriously, it WILL help
Jose: I don't know what to do
Kat: the heart wants what the heart wants, let it guide you
Jose: hah, nice fortune cookie-ing
When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.
Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.
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A "fortune cookie" happens when a woman's panties get stuck between her vaginal lips. One must pick the "fortune cookie" out, for it is quite uncomfortable to leave it there. It is also described as a wedgie from the other side.
*Girl digging hand in her pants*
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.
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when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.
"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"
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When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.
You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.
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