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to drunkenly steal other people's items of clothes with the express purpose of sleeping in these items of clothes, most commonly only in those items of clothes. ie otherwise nude.
this activity normally takes place in a nightclub/bar late at night, but not exclusively. Certain people are prepared fosterers.
dude, look at her hat, its gnarly. i am totally going to foster in that tonight.
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A short, constantly drunk 20somethingyearold who lives in Austin, TX. When he is not playing in one of his 9080948 local hardcore bands, you will likely run across him terrorizing hipster/fratboy keg parties with his friends, at which time he will be chanting, slurring, or yelling in a distinct southern drawl which only emerges in the ominous presence of alcohol. Be warned, the only intelligible words out of his mouth will be "FUCK", "YO", "DUDE(S)", "RAGE", or "FAGGOT". Foster goes to community college, is an adamant Bush supporter, still lives with his parents, and consumes superhuman quantities of various pills and PBR. he has also been reffered to by the community at large as a "Misunderstood Local Hero" due to his well-meaning but drunken antics.
Foster: "fuuuuckkkk youuuuu faggggotttt!!!!"
or
"yoooo dude lets fuckin raaaaage!!!!"
or
"4 more years!!!! troop surge motherfucker!!!"
or
"GIMMEEEE A BEEEER"
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Fosters??? I'd rather suck warm kangaroo piss out of a muddy hole...
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Australian for piss water
i was so thirsty i almost drank a whole 32 oz. can of foster's
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A word becoming well known as a safe word during sex in BSDM.
daz says "if this is too rough just say fosters"
bel says "FOSTERS FOSTERS FOSTERS"
daz says "didn't quite hear what you said there, oh well"
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Australian for piss
He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian
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A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.
Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.
Fostering is not limited to sports:
1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.
2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...
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