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freelance styler

Someone who can not freestyle rap, and writes their verses before they get to the battle. freelance styling is ILLEGAL in rap

Dan: Did you hear Darrell's verse at the battle?

Don: Yeah he is obviously a freelance styler

by captainseatbelt March 3, 2011


freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.

Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!

by Amandel December 23, 2006

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Freelance Beboppin'

Poetry beyond translation

"Did you go to Anat Pick's performance last night? No? Man, the Freelance Beboppin' was off the hook!"

by Safari Man and the Russian October 12, 2008


Freelance Cock

When someone doesn't get any action for so long that they're penis is at anyones disposale, they will ahve sex with anyone

Yo Chris Hunt how's it going with the ladeez?

Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freelance Copywriting

Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.

That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.

by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019

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Freelance Mascot

A fun way to say furry!

Billy: I'm a freelance Mascot!
Jane: Cool! Me too!

by Ms. EmoMoon August 11, 2017

2635๐Ÿ‘ 1520๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.

You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011

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