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Fresno Rubdown

The term used when an unsuspecting victim is rubbed with spices, followed by a slap in the face- with a sausage.

"I totally gave my roommate a Fresno Rubdown when he passed out last night"

by ProfessorBeard June 11, 2009

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Fresno State

A great school with a nationally ranked Top 25 Football team (although with a shitty kicker), excellent professors, huge parties, gorgeous women, and an all around awesome "college experience". There is a thriving Greek system, and the school even has its own winery. The brand new 103 million dollar, 15,000 seat Save Mart Center on campus hosts Fresno State basketball, volleyball, and bands such as Metallica, Beyonce, and many others. The Save Mart Center was recently named the 10th busiest building in the world by Pollstar magazine. State's new Henry Madden Library opening in Spring 09' will be the largest library out of any other University in California.

I went to Fresno State because I felt like having a gnarly ass college experience instead of all those losers who decided to stay at home with their Mommy and Daddy, minimum wage jobs, and community college.

by j.i.t.b.c. October 29, 2008

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Fresno, California

A dirty hot smelly shithole located in central California. The people or fat loud and not too bright.

what do you call a smelly pile of dog shit on the ground ?

You call It a Fresno, California!

by jb88 December 29, 2014

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Fresno, California

1. A place worth avoiding.
2. The origin of boredom.

Fresno is boring. Let's avoid it.

by David "CaptainNinja" Johnson August 19, 2004

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Fresno Stew

The mixture of pheromones, vaginal secretions, stomach acid and half-digested food that is found when a person vomits while eating out a woman.

He's a total freak, he's always trying to eat a Fresno Stew.
Good God, this Fresno Stew makes Santorum seem sanitary.
I can't let you go down on me, you're too drunk and I'm worried you'll make Fresno Stew.

by The Fiery Pen January 17, 2022


fresno yawn

When you filet open someone's asshole while they are midorgasm and they release a warm, silent, pleasure induced fart out onto your face and/or eyes.

Bruh I was fuckimg Shinikia yesterday and right before she came I poped out and dropped down for the most glorious Fresno Yawn ever.

by Hypnoflo July 2, 2020


Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.

I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.

by Scuba Jim November 17, 2018

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