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When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
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A specialized burger topped with a fried egg.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger, it comes with a fried egg!"
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For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
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The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!
haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa
Jamie Oliver's worst nightmare.
"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"
A type of cooked egg which makes your breath stink after eating it. (THIS IS SO NOT A JOKE!!!)
1. Oii what stinks in here
2.I JUST HAD MY FRIED EGG