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A complete cluster fuck. They also make chips and shit.
Today has been such a Frito lay! Nothing is going as planned.
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A child who loves a certain type of chip.
I love my little Frito Baby!
A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.
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of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.
Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.
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When a girl sits on your legs, and jerks you off as if it was her own cock. Cums on your body, you own semen (of course,) and then lays down on top of you creating a cum sandwich.
“Vicky gave Dani a ‘frito lay’ last night and she loved it more than a bag of corn chips.”
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An extreme sexual act in which 1 partner eats a bag of frito corn chips then vomits into the anus of their partner and then the 2nd partner lays on their stomach to receive a severe anal pounding using the vomit as lube. After ejaculating into the anus the 2nd partner then pushes it out while still lying on their stomach. The end result should then have the desired appearance.... note one may also choose to eat this wonderful meal as well
Damn that frito pie really chaffed my dick
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Verb: To pleasure oneself sexually.
"Erik, stop eating fritos and talk to me."
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