Fruit Roll Up

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

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fruit roll up

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it

I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.

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Fruit Roll Up

A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.

Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!

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Fruit Roll Up

The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.

Kevin saved Martha's fruit roll up in the fridge.

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fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.

Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.

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Fruit Roll Ups

When a woman's tits are so saggy they are no longer melons but fruit roll ups

She took her wonderbra off and wondered what happened to her melons. She sat down quickly realizing she had to live with her fruit roll ups.

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Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

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