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When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.
Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!
You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.
Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!
You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.
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when you get pissed off and want to say fuck you to them and diss their mom
x:your a dick
y:fuck you and your mother
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I fucked the Volunteer editors mother
I fucked the Volunteer editors mother
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muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane!!!!!
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George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!
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A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.
He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
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