Don’t play fortnite for the moth of February
Hey you can’t play fortnite
Why not?
It’s fuck fortnite February
All those virgins aren't allowed to play Fortnite during, giving them a chance to redeem themselves.
Bruh, you know Fuck Fortnite February's coming soon
During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's
Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
an event starting on the first of feb, in which you fuck ur partner atleast once everyday until the end of the month
“Yo man are u trying fucking February this year?”
“Yeah man, wish it was a leap year tho .”
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.
Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours