Fuckulation

Verb: The past tense of "Fuckulate" meaning to have Jerry-Rigged or Modified in a questionable manner that is functional
Origin: Northern Michigan 20VT Audi community.

"well John, after some Fuckulation we got the car driving again"

Fuckulent

A plant of the succulent variety that is made of plastic or “fake”.

Should I water your plants? No don’t bother. They are fuckulents.