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Fox News Fugue

Irreversible, potentially fatal cognitive dissociation from staring glassy-eyed and slack-jawed at Fox.

She believes every word. The pandemic is a hoax, Hannity and the phony doctors tell her so. Trump is sent by God, behold his divine genius! The Fox News Fugue has taken her soul and she's going to Vegas if she has to walk, the only place that sees social-distancing as the lie it is.

by Monkey's Dad April 23, 2020


Toccata and fugue in d minor

a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films

person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree

by DabibestboiOGG July 13, 2021


Scroll fugue

When you scroll through social media for an extended period and lose your perception of time.

I went on Twitter for like 15 min and got sucked into a scroll fugue. Before I knew it, four hours had passed!

by Namlem June 29, 2022


Fugue-Turkey

1. A classical musician with a clear baroque emphasis regardless of repertoire (eg playing Joplin in baroque meter)

2. A confident musician specializing in baroque era (particularly Bach) music

“Did you hear Davyyd in the practice room? He didn’t tell me he was a fugue-Turkey!”

“What a let-down. The concert was supposed to be indie-pop but the lead singer did all the interludes like a fugue-Turkey.”

by Classical_FT March 27, 2022


Fugue Turkey

Someone who really excels at playing fugues. But a bit old fashioned. Someone who rips a fugue double time on the piano

Did you see that guy shredding the shit out of that fugue? He is a Fugue Turkey

by Multorit March 27, 2022


fugu-fugu

The feeling of Suffocation

Open the bathroom window! Im starting to fugu-fugu

by VINNIES WHORE December 28, 2022


Fugue

A romantic flight of the imagination directed at someone who cannot reciprocate or is otherwise unavailable. It disconnects one from reality and keeps you in a state of being unavailable to others who actually might be interested. It differs from "infatuation" in that the waters have been tested and you have been rejected but you still want that person just as bad and still have hopeful fantasies about maybe, someday.... It differs from "being stuck on someone" because you were never a couple.

Forget it man, she isn't interested. You have a fugue going on and just have to wrap your head around reality. There are other fish in the sea.

by MNL897 November 9, 2022