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A word my cousin created for individuals to use when referring to a “fun uncle”
Niece: can I stay the night to play more with my cousin
Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle
fake uncle(usually close family friend)
My Funcle is taking me to dinner.
Typically men named Jeff and have sexual relations with their childhood best friend. Funcle's love to ski and are oddly attracted to little boys with the last name doyle. It's a big turn on for a "funcle"
My dad is leaving at night to meet my funcle when mommy goes to sleep
A fucking idiot of an Uncle.
Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
Short for full-uncle, meaning genetically closer than a mother's half-brother.
My mom has two siblings, her brother Bob and half-brother Jordan. Bob is my funcle, where as Jordan is simply my uncle.