The Funk

A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

After he drank the funk he passed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that bass fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.

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funk it

the act of putting a lit blunt roach in the tip of cigarette (usually menthol) that is slightly emptied. Then you can hit the roach through the cigarette. In doing this you can avoid burnt fingers and when the roach is done it in turn lights the cigarette.

Stoner 1: "Dude, the roach is burning my fingers!"

Stoner 2: "I got a Newport, let's funk it."

Stoner 1: "Fuck yeah!"

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THE FUNK

Noun: A feeling that you get when you just need to dance. This feeling overrides everything...you just NEED to dance. It is most often accompanied with groovy tunes.

"Dude, I'd come watch that movie right now but I've got a case of THE FUNK so badly that it hurts."

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Funke

Funke is a Nigerian name, given to female children from the "Yoruba" tribe. The full name in itself is usually pronounced/written OLUFUNKE or OLUWAFUNKE which means, God has given me this child to love, spoil and pamper her.

Hi I'm Olufunke, but you can call me Funke

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funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

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funk

verb: to freak to the point of exhaustion and ecstasy (to funk, funk'd, funk'ng)

Traxx funk'd me.

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Funke

Funke : It's the name of a funny man's wife who unknown to her, was about to become a grandmother. Origin: Nigeria 🇳🇬

Often used as an expression of astonishment among woke Nigerians

*teenage son says to African dad*
Son: Daddy, my girlfriend is pregnant for me
*African Dad calls out to wife*
Dad; Funke! Funke!!!

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