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When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.
"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."
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The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.
"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter
"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds
"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
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A magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.
Futon World is not a good place to live for an extended period of time.
Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.
Yo dawg whatcha drinkin?
Yo this is my Thug Futon.
The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
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A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky
Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.
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A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.
Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"
Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."
Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."
Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."