A variation of the phrase "fake and gay" Usually meant to express dissatisfaction with a given scenario, the alternative "gake and fay" is a usage meant to not only make fun of the given subject, but also of itself.
Steve: Yo man I think wearing a skirt would be lit.
Rodger: Gake and fay.
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GAKE: A Gay man who obsesses, talks about and enjoys Cake
GAY-TEAU: Slighty better heeled Gay man who obsesses about Gateau
GAY-STRY: Like the above but for pastry
Gay man "I spent all of Saturday afternoon baking cupcakes. Do you think that makes me a Gake?"
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Used to describe the polar ends of the spectrum for good and bad. Gake like could be the best of the best when it comes to being referred to as a Gake, Gakey or Gakeish... conversely as used when it comes to behaviour, it usually means extremely inappropriate yet somehow endearing, daring, audacious, naughty af... used interchangeably according to context (like fuck, shit etc- except with more positive connotations applied for Gake).
Gake, Gakey, Gakeish, Gakery What an absolute farkin gake I was that day! ... That sounds like Gakery to me! ...How is my lil gake on a lake eating cake? OH FFS you're such a fkn GAKE! ...Send me your stoopid Gakey face.
The act of pleasuring oneself with Nickelodeon's trademarked Gak product; preferably while watching any Nickelodeon, Snick, Nick at Night, Nicktoons, TeenNick or Nick Jr. program (Double-Dare, All That, Power Rangers, etc.)
I won't be able to make it to the party this evening. There is a Are You Afraid of the Dark marathon on Nickelodeon that I will be Gaking-off to all night.
To stimulate ones tits or ass while pleasuring their self. Alternatively "gaking-off" can be used for a direct substitution of "fucking about", "dicking around", "wasting time", making one's own potions by hand instead of efficiently or effectively.
"I thought we were going out last night but i walked into his room while he was gaking-off covered tits to ass with cocoanut oil and peanut butter. Poor Holly".
"The rest of the team is all geared up waiting to start the raid, but he's gaking-off mixing clean rannar weeds with vials of water".
A word to define a better version of a dick. One that you're better off with.