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funny, reasonable, and the best friend you could have.
Person 1: “Hey, have you met Mikayla?”
Person 2: “Mikayla Garcia?”
Person 1: “Yeah.”
Person 2: “Yes ofc! She’s my best friend!”
Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.
A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'
Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, "How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself?"
-JERRY GARCIA
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A type of cigar commonly emptied and filled with marijuana.
"Police beat on you
threaten to incarcerate ya'
'til you spill your guts like a Garcia Vega"
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To perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp-ass. Once this swamp-ass status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the shitters are full, and punish-fuck the ever living bejesus out her. Once the act has run its course, the fornicators will smear their diaper rashes together (the woman being an obvious swamp donkey) to create a putrid-like ammonia smell that stings the soul. Once you've contemplated you're own suicide, the process is complete.
Leo: God damnit Gabe!! What the fuck is that smell?!
Gabe: Me and Ryanne did a Grungy Garcia...
Leo: No fucking shit Sherlock!! I can smell that stench down the road!! You fucking filthy wookies need Jesus!! And flush the fucking toilets you gutter slut!!!!
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a hot and sexy gentleman, a beaner with a big cock and a juicy ass, a marcos is truly someone who youd want to be with.
thats marcos garcia over there.. he really knows how to stick it in!
a little girl who is depressed, emo, and is in advanced band. she simps for her friends ellie, ariana, and has a crush on her best friend dean. she is also a nice therapist and helps you i guess. she simps for tom from star vs the forces of evil, monika from doki doki literature club, grunkle stan from gravity falls, and her own toe nails <33 deep down she is a happy little girl but she wears black because she wants attention and is emo <3
Person: Hey, is that Haley Garcia? man. she does look emo as hell
Obviously Me: yeah she is.
Andres is the most handsome guy ever. he is outgoing, smart, so so funny, loving, caring, and dumb, and he is everything a girl can wish for. he is so funny he can make you laugh by not even trying. Andres is tall and has such beautiful eyes that I could stare at for hours, Andres has nice smooth silky hair that he likes to fix every second so it doesn't go "flat", Andres has the nicest lips you could ever see and feel, Andres has the most soothing calming voice. you could listen to his voice for hours and not get annoyed or tired of it. He is a tough guy to love but deep down he has the biggest heart ever. Andres is everything a girl can want. He loves to go to the gym so much. When you look into his eyes you could sorta feel the warmth of him just by staring into his eyes. And his touch could give you butterflies because of how SEXY he is. He is the most good-looking man I've laid eyes on. He always smells so good. He has the biggest heart even if he doesn't show it sometimes. He's the most perfect person ever, i wouldn't trade him for anything in the world i love him.
"Wow i wish i was like Andres Garcia."