The sound made when choking on your own dick; the word was coined by youtube host Reina Scully.
That creepy dude in the back of class died of garking last night when he was home alone.
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when your dick herts from wanking to long
dave had been wanking for days and his dick felt like it was on fire
dave seid " ow shit ive gark ed it
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A common everyday saying used in New Zealand by all natives to the land, often used when someone says something and is "all shit" or typically lies as per usual.
Kiwis can use "all garks" instead of using profanities such as "shit" "kaka" or, "teko"
Ie, bro I got the mean skunks....come over for a session....
Bro tries a cone* "that fulla is "all garks"
A sweet last name a man usually has. He is mostly a ginger. He can be a totally pain in the ass and a dickhead, but overall a good person. Everyone should have a Garke in their lives. You won’t regret it.
Person 1.) Hey, look it’s a Garke!
Person 2.) Yeah, but isn’t he a ginger asshole?
Person 1.) Sometimes but overall a funny guy!
The sound of sucking your own dick.
"Yo dude I heard you garking last night."
"I gark all the time.
A shark with no teeth/a beta male
“Did you see that guy talking to those girls by the bar? He didnt even get any of their numbers, what a f****ng Gark”
To put a gouge/mark in something.
"Mark hit that door, he's put a GARK in it.