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The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.
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When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.
Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.
Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
Noun- The most badassitude person you'll ever meet. A garret ( Properly spelled Garret, or Garrett) loves 70's music as well as some 80's, and 60's. Their knowledge will always surprise you, and so will their astonishingly good looks.
Verb- The act of doing something badass, exceptionally dank, or positively shocking.
Noun- "That dude is such a garret."
Verb- "I'm going to garret this motha fucka."
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The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole
Stop garretting and give me candy
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A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.
After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.
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