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A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.
Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?
Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?
Customer: Well my budget is up to $350
Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.
The delicious and rich drink comprised of residual breast milk from the baby changing station in a gas station bathroom and a half-pint of ice cream. Scrumptious!
I only had $3 so I got a gas station milkshake. That shit slaps.
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The act of eating out or performing oral sex on a hooker while sitting on the toilet in a gas station bathroom.
So I heard you had some great gas station sushi last night.
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When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.
Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.
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When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.
-Shotgun!
-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!
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Gas Station Hotdog - 1. n. It is when you put a variety of lubes and lotions on your sun burned penis then slide it between your partners bum cheeks because intercourse would be too painful.
Sally get the Aloe, KY and Jergens I'm going to give you a gas station hotdog tonight cause I got too much sun today.
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Something we should all practice when filling up, but a lot of us seldom do.
Rules Of Gas Station Etiquette:
(1) If you have just your car, pull forward to da last unoccupied pump (even if you have to slither around others) so dat those behind you can reach da pumps more easily.
(2) If you have a long trailer, use da first pump in line to leave da others clear, unless this would block access to da station. If so, park over in da side-lot and use gas-cans to fill up.
(3) If you need to also shop in da station's store, get da gas **first** and then move your 0%!$@# vehicle outta da pump-island so dat others can fill up in da meantime… don't just leave your rig parked in da island while you leisurely diddle around in da candy-bars aisle!
(4) If you'll need extra time at da pump (like if you hafta tediously "coax in" da last few gallons, or you have gas-cans to also fill) either wait till a "slower" time of day, or else park off to da side and use your gas-cans to finish up.
(5) If you have a check to cash, bagged/rolled coins to spend/exchange, or other "lengthier" business, wait till da other customers are done. Also, walk around da store to ensure you have all your needed items, so dat you don't hafta dash back to da far-corner cooler to grab a second gallon of milk (and thus oblige everyone else behind you to grumblingly wait) and then run all da way back to da counter again! And have your payment-method (cash, debit/Food-Stamps cards, check, etc.) all ready once ya get to da counter, rather than having to frantically fumble for it.