To Gerb

To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.

That chick's a little out of my league, im gonna have to gerb the crap out of her.

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gerbed

To spit, drool, or for anything to come out of your mouth.

Maggie: I just gerbed all over you.

Olivia: Eww
Sarah and Lauren: You what ?

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Gerb

verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard

- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?

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gerbs

An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.

"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"

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Gerb

Another word for a dweeb or a weirdo.

That kid over there is a gerb. (noun)
That kid is gerbin. (verb)

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gerb

a twenty dollar marijuana sack.

the officer confiscated a dutch and a gerb, then arrested the suspect for possesion.

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gerbs

Redundant skin and subcutaneous fat at the lateral aspect of the abdomen. Love handles. Especially when most noticeable from behind. Originally derived from an individual surnamed "Gerber" who exemplified this as his most prominent feature.

Eating all these buffalo wings is going to give me gerbs.

That girl's gerbs are hanging over her pants.

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