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The act of inconspicuously inserting one's penis into the orifice of another individual.
Awww man, she was just laying there and I Germaned it
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Guess who invented bicycle, light bulb, printing, Asperin, fridge, car, coffee filter, moon rocket.......
Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?
That´s germany!!!
German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...
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People who now have nothing to do with the world wars and know more than others that hitler is austrian. They are often proud and can be mistaken for arrogant and they are also very laid back people that don't have anything against the english or americans
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not only is their language relaxing and amusing, they have great beer and are some of the fittest people in the world. take michael ballack, for example. NOT NAZIs. that ended years ago. remember that FRENCH dude who was a nazi recently? anyone can be a nazi it isnt just limited to germans.
du bist ein fettiges pickel!
und du bist ein fit shit, german!
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Guten Tag!
No the Germans aren't nazis! Germans are cool and the girls are pretty. Boys from Germany are the hottest! So everybody who doesn't like the German should go there and talk to them.
"Hallo, wie geht's?" ( Hello, how are you?)
or "Tschüss" (Goodbye)
Germany is fucking cool, except for Angela Merkel!
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A german is somebody who lives in Germany or lived in germany.
Most people think they are Nazis which they are not ! And I know that cause I am from germany and, hello, I'm not a Nazi.
Also most people think we just eat sauerkraut and drink beer, well we don't eat sauerkraut always but every german drinks beer. Only the bavarians wear leather shorts. We have the Oktober Fest which is a really great event in munich. If you've never been to Germany you can't say what it's all about. The German language is extremly complicated. There aren't a lot germans which these 'german' names like Karl or Friedrich or Heiner. Alot of the German parents give their kids names which are more modern
1Guy:Hey where are you from?
2Guy:I'm from Germany!
1Guy: That's cool! You have great beer in Germany!
2Guy: Thanks! You have to got to the Oktober Fest!
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It´s so funny to read all that crap.
Some People in Germany are well dressed, some bad (more are bad dressed, i guess thats kinda true), a few are Neo-Nazis, a few hate America, a few hate France, some love France, some love America, everyone hates Bush, some buy wifes in Thailand, some marry Irish men, some love to eat Weißwurst, most love to eat Italian food....you know...how can you all be so stupid to generalize what is german?
I AM German *damn* and I am NOT practical, I am NOT fat, I DON´T travel to cheap counries, these "intelligent" tech-guys are NOT hot, they´re ugly, (well, i AM damn hot :P )
Stop saying whats typical german! except Beer. Thats really typical german!
German: nice People, lots of history, lots of woods and hills, best known for beer, cars, history and sauerkraut.
That´s it.
Thank you.
My german Mother married an American Soldier 2 Years ago.
My Grandmother was not forced to be a Nazi. She just grew up with that System and accepted it.
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