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People who always make good stuff.
You know the Germans always make good stuff. - (Quotation commonly found in discussions about Shamwow.)
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A guy with a beautiful spanish name and the most amazing color eyes.
Did you see German's eyes, they are the most beautiful pair of eyes I've seen in my life.
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The act of inconspicuously inserting one's penis into the orifice of another individual.
Awww man, she was just laying there and I Germaned it
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Guess who invented bicycle, light bulb, printing, Asperin, fridge, car, coffee filter, moon rocket.......
Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?
That´s germany!!!
German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...
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People who now have nothing to do with the world wars and know more than others that hitler is austrian. They are often proud and can be mistaken for arrogant and they are also very laid back people that don't have anything against the english or americans
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not only is their language relaxing and amusing, they have great beer and are some of the fittest people in the world. take michael ballack, for example. NOT NAZIs. that ended years ago. remember that FRENCH dude who was a nazi recently? anyone can be a nazi it isnt just limited to germans.
du bist ein fettiges pickel!
und du bist ein fit shit, german!
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Guten Tag!
No the Germans aren't nazis! Germans are cool and the girls are pretty. Boys from Germany are the hottest! So everybody who doesn't like the German should go there and talk to them.
"Hallo, wie geht's?" ( Hello, how are you?)
or "Tschüss" (Goodbye)
Germany is fucking cool, except for Angela Merkel!
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