gert

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.

"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"

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gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

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Refering to the "shit" as far as marijuana goes. This is the stuff you want your sack to be: "The gert"

Man, that shit is so good, that is the gert!

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A cigarette, and I came up with it. Short for cigert. Which is short for cigarette. Which means little cigar. I don't know what cigar means.

Lemme bum a gert, nigga.

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gert

newly forming eyebrows

i had by eybrows waxed but a weet later i had gerts

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To be embarrassed. An exclamation, claiming that someone should be embarrassed.

When I farted in class I was so gerted.

Gert, thinkin' you were gettin' some.

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another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!

nick: that is the most gert ring ever!

kelli: i know right it is!

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