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Inserting a penis into a wet vagina
I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.
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the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
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A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".
Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.
You: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Me: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Everyone: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
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to find happiness or pleasure in a certain activity
You're about to get your dick wet with fourth meal
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Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.
Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
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Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.
Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."
Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
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To get overly excited or overly confident about something.
Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
or:
"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
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