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get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

by john January 1, 2005

34πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


Get Bent

Without being too explicit, it implies a request for someone to bend at the waist, to either expose their bottom for kicking or other nefarious purposes, or, as I usually mean it, for someone to bend at the waist and please themselves in a physical manner as to relax and in turn, β€œgo **** themselves.”

"Get bent, you piece of shit!"

by Koolbear January 5, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Get Bent

When you and your friend say the same word at the same time, whoever says it first must reply with Get Bent

Friend 1: β€œWhat’s the capitol of DD Land”
Friend 2: β€œShmaki”
Friend 3: β€œShmaki”
Friend 2: β€œget bent”

by GOATMILKSHMAKIGUANTOMOBAY69 June 14, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Get Bent

An insult or curse usually what you say to a friend. Heard often in the 1970's and before. Get bent is what you hope will be inflicted upon the person you say it to. Physically it's a penis that gets damaged during rough sex or rape and becomes misshapen. Medically known as pyrones syndrome.

Get bent asshole!

by Spiderwilliams October 23, 2019

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


get bent

a phrase indicative of reluctance to perform a task or a blatant show of anger at something/someone. often used by participants in one-on-one games, ie checkers, when one player feels s/he has been cheated.

player 1 "hey, you can't use the half-pincer! that's unfair!"
player 2 "this is my checkers board!"
player 1 *smashes the board* "GET BENT!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

16πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Get Bent!

Wishing for some asshole to get pyronies disease (a bent penis)

Hey asshole, get bent!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Get Bent

What a short little man says to people when he is trying to be cool. Mainly used by Italians especially those who wear glasses and live at home with mommy and daddy. Said by those who do not know how to do laundry or who have never purchased toothpaste/ toilet paper/ deodorant/ laundry detergent/ soap/ cat litter. When the small Italian says this it is because he is trying to come out of the closet. He wants you to bend over so he can enter you... anally.

scenario: he is giving everyone shit and then someone gives him some shit
Said with tears in his eyes: "get bent" waaaaahhhhh

by Oh, I already got bent. May 26, 2009

11πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž