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a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.
two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.
its very painful
Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.
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It’s a term that gives congrats to Gettysburg.
“Hey man Mad Props to Gettysburg”
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When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.
I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.
Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
an expression first used by Donald Trump on the 13th april 2024. read the truly enlightening speech here:
“Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was,” Trump said. “The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.
Person1: wow that was a great movie!!
Person2: gettysburg, wow.
It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.
Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.
The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.
Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:
President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway
Gettysburg, PA 17325