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The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.
Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"
Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"
Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating
I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.
to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.
while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.
Phrase meaning to perform fellatio. Usually used in a derogatory context. Derivative of jerkin' the gherkin.
Last night I really enjoyed Misty nursin' the gherkin. She is so good when there isn't much to work with.
Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word
We caught John jerking the gherkin.
When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.
Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!