gibboned

The process of destroying a perfectly serviceable item due to either fecklessness or recklessness or a combination of both.

George enjoyed having a family until an retarded intern mechanic gibboned the brakes on his minivan.

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Techno Gibbon

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

Mr. Gibbons

Term used only to address the most Badass cool people of life. If someone is a mister Gibbons then you better love them cuz everyone else already does!

"Mr. Gibbons!"

"I love Mr. Gibbons"

-Oh how I wish I could be like that Mr. Gibbons
>Look at him dunk that 720° Windmill
-Holy shyt!

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Gina Gibbons

Grumpy ass math teacher with no life. That ejaculates through her nose

That teachers horrible she’s a Gina gibbons

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shit-gibbon

A person who is a compete piece of shit.

Donald Trump is such a shit-gibbon!

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funky gibbon

a dance craze popularised by cult 70's show 'the Goddies'.

oh no! dads doing the funky gibbon!

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funky gibbon

Spontanious sweet dance routine involving flailing arms and a bounce in one's step. Normally occurs in a state of immense euphoria.

Upon finally understanding the complicated conceipt, Leo burst into the funky gibbon!

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