Give her a t-shirt

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?

Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.

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Give her your drivers license

To end a relationship in an awkward way, to break up with.

I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.

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Out of 10, i'd give her one

Used when you happen upon a particularly beautiful woman, and then skillfully using the 1-10 scale as a rating - you twist it into a different type of ending - with the meaning that you would like to fuck this woman.

Me - 'Oooh, u see that?'
U - 'Uh huh, thats real nice!'
Me - 'Rating?'
U - ' Out of 10? ... I'd give her ONE!!'

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You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

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give it to her

Newfoundland term. The long form of Giv'er...It signifies authorization, acknowledgement, permission, agreement, or "Go". "Give it to her" is spoken to the individual until they understand the meaning clearly and then the shorter Giv'er can be spoken instead. Failure to folow this rule may result in miscommunication and expose you to perils that come with it. It in no way shape or form, signifies blessing to fuck a female unless that motion had been previously implied. See examples 4 and 5

1..Person 1"Can I have a beer bro?"
Person 2 "Give it to her."

2.. "Wait for a sec, there's a car comming...Wait....and Give it to her".

3.."I'm gonna go score some skunk".
"Give it to her"
4.."I'm gonna pick up your sister from work."
"Give it to her." Means pick her up but do not touch her!
5..I'm gonna stick my dick in you ex's mouth
"give it to her" means you have my permission/blessing

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Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

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giving him/her your two cents

anal sex

"Did you see those two fags going at it?"
"Yeah he was really giving him his two cents."

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