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When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.
I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.
Website examining "ned" culture in a very derogitory fashion. Widely known in Scotland, features things such as a "Ned-a-Gotchi" (pun on the Tam-a-Gotchi craze) soundbox.
See the Glasgow Survival website for yourself and make your own judgement on it's merits and stereotypes at www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk
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Glasgow salad (n). chips.
The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.
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Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further alond the side of the face towards the ears.
He'll only look happy when Tyler gives him a Glasgow Smile.
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Can I have a Glasgow oyster please? Glasgow Salad
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a place where young scene kids from the city of glasgow can hang about. though really, its a train station, GROW UP.
"aw mon we need tae get tae scentroo tae do our makeup an chat aboot oli sykkes then have a sip of lambrini n pretend tae be mwi & no even inhale ma jakey mayfair smooths properly. a mean fs glasgow central is the place tae beee"
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A town in Nova Scotia, Canada. A high number of people in New Glasgow have a Scottish background of some sort. See: Macdonald,Mackay etc.
The residents of the west side of New Glasgow usually are richer, preppier, and less "gangsta" and see a lower crime rate than people from the east side, although not always -
Birch Street, though being on the west side has seen it's share of crime... Armed standoffs, breakins, assaults, house fires, vandalism etc.
The main highschool for NG (New Glasgow) is NNEC, and hosts roughly 950 students.
Person 1 "Hey man, want to go to New Glasgow?"
Person 2 "Alright let's hit up the mall and then the west side plazza! Let's just make sure to stay away from Birch after it gets dark! I don't want to get shot haha"
Person 1 "You pussy, it's fun watching the police arrive to break up the fights!"
Person 2 "Yeah I guess."
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