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Glazed Donut

The glaze affect left on ones face after eating Poonis

Yo son.. what did you just eat cause it looks like you had a glazed donut!

by Bill December 5, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glazed Donut

A wet, sticky condition of a man's face (from roughly eyebrows to chin and mid-cheek to mid-cheek) resulting from complete immersion of said man's face in the meat curtains of a woman's loins.

I went down on this fat chic last night and ended up with a gigantic glazed donut.

by Sugar 1. Sugar 2. October 23, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


glazed donut

while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.

mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.

by retired fag hag August 30, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glazed Donut

When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow

I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today

by Critcalmax November 7, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glazed Donut

When you cum in someone's ass so hard, they get a glazed look on their face.

I gave her a glazed donut last night.

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glazed Donut

When you cum around the pussy so it looks like a glazed donut.

I gave your girlfriend a glazed donut last night.

by Dnezey October 13, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glazed Donut

It's when a guy ejaculates in a circurlar motion (like a donut) in a girls hair while they are asleep. Once they wake up, the "glazing" will be hard.

After having sex with my girlfriend, I decided to give her a Glazed Donut for a sweet morning treat.

by xTERMINATORx November 17, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž