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The special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh who says things that would land anyone else in the looney bin. He was dumped by Fox News in 2011 for being too crazy, even by Fox News's standards.
Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.
After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.
That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.
*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."
Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.
Glenn Beck on Global Warming "That was Hitler's enemy, the Jews. Al Gore's enemy, the UN's enemy, Global Warming."
ACORN "These are the brown shirts."
The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."
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To make a connection based on logical fallacies.
Jon Stewart "Glenn Becked" Sarah Palin last night - he determined she's a Russian spy because she likes to wear red, chases moose (like Natasha on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show) and calls herself a momma grizzly (Russia's symbol is the bear!).
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A man who tries to show america its faults by way of constructive criticism.
A man who is largely unpopular with the democratic party.
A man who gets insulted by cowards on the internet because of their disagreements of what he stands with.
keep your shit off urban dictionary.
Glenn Beck is not the devil, quit being a coward and do something productive with your time.
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To go into an manic irrational rant
Sometimes he is rational and then he just goes Glenn Beck.
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coined from a political comedy video "Rise of the Stupids" and "The Stupid Virus," someone who is trying to throw shit in your face...
Crazy Lady: Obama aint no American, he's one of them illegal aliens...
Girl: Stop trying to throw shit in our face Crazy Lady
Boy: How very Glenn Beck of you...
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A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"