Glitter

None: The Herpes of the craft world. Exists only to spread itself all over everything in your home.

Glitter herpes spreads wildly and there is no cure. Barbies love glitter incurable. Craft item available at any toy, bargain, craft shop, grocery store, quick stop terminal.

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Glitterally

Used to express the extremity of one's gayness.

"You are Glitterally the gayest thing I've ever seen"

Glitter

Genital herpes. See glitter girl.

Person a: Should I hook up with that fake hippie chick?
Person b: If you do, use protection. She’s got glitter, dude.

Glitter

Comes in all colors and is super shiny. A girl's best friend.

I love glitter.

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Glitter

A synonym for sperm. Can be used for either male or female climaxes. Most notably used in this context by the B-52's in their smash hit Love Shack.
"Glitter on the highway, glitter on the front porch, glitter on the mattress."

I was having sex with my girl last night and when I came I got glitter all over the mattress.

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glitter

A euphemism meaning fresh dropplets or globs of semen....often used by gay men.

"Last night, when I gave Jake a handjob, he shot glitter way across the room!"

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glitter

glee+twitter/tweeting=glitter. Originally created by Chris Colfer on a tweet.

Mom: Honey, please get off twitter and do your chores!
daughter: Hold on, i'm glittering!

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