Gorilla Glued

When a group of black guys ejaculate onto a woman until she is stuck to the floor and unable to move

-"yo did you hear Alison got gorilla glued after the party last night"
--"ya what an absolute freak!"

You-glued

verb:
1) The act of getting caught up watching YouTube, or other such video website, for hours on end.

2) Bouncing from one suggested video to another ad infinitum.

I stayed up all night watching cat videos because I was You-glued.

super glued

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!

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Gorilla glued

When you're so high off of gorilla glue strain, you stick like glue to anything you rest on. - can't move.

" i smoked last night and I got so gorilla glued to the couch"
"Bro, I'm tryna get gorilla glued tonight"

De Glued

Spanish fraud who is glued at one position when ball comes at him. Plays for Penchester United.

Did you watch Liverpool vs United last week?

Yes. De Glued

super-glued

when a man has a wet dream and he wakes up with his dick stuck to his body

Ah, man I woke up this morning after having an amazing wet dream last night, and my dick was super-glued to my belly!!!!

wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her