Gorilla Glued

When a group of black guys ejaculate onto a woman until she is stuck to the floor and unable to move

-"yo did you hear Alison got gorilla glued after the party last night"
--"ya what an absolute freak!"

You-glued

verb:
1) The act of getting caught up watching YouTube, or other such video website, for hours on end.

2) Bouncing from one suggested video to another ad infinitum.

I stayed up all night watching cat videos because I was You-glued.

super glued

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!

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Gorilla glued

When you're so high off of gorilla glue strain, you stick like glue to anything you rest on. - can't move.

" i smoked last night and I got so gorilla glued to the couch"
"Bro, I'm tryna get gorilla glued tonight"

super-glued

when a man has a wet dream and he wakes up with his dick stuck to his body

Ah, man I woke up this morning after having an amazing wet dream last night, and my dick was super-glued to my belly!!!!

wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”