Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

glurp

when a goat falls due to a extreme fright

"Oh no the goat just glurped"

Glurp?

When ur fucked up and can’t think of anything funny to say, so you just exclaim “glurp” to fill the awkward silence.

“Glurp?”

Glurps

Giving head or a blowjob.

Yo bro did you get the glurps last night.