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When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."
Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!
Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."
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Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
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When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.
Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.
Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night
The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis
Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.
It's literally just cum from a blowjob
Dude 1: Hey I gave this hot chick some cannibal gogurt last night.
Dude 2: duuuuude nice